Pope Takes Custody of Justin Bieber’s Monkey

VATICAN CITY - Justin Bieber is being very bad.

German custom officers seized Biebe’s pet monkey last week, when the pop-star reportedly attempted to have the animal flown into the country without the proper paperwork.

“Justin Bieber brought his monkey to Germany, but had no official paperwork with him,” said Thomas Meister, airport spokesman. “We were forced toe confiscate the animal.”

Because Bieber was unable to handle the responsibility of owning and caring for the monkey, Pope Francis has stepped in and taken custody of the animal, which has been appointed to the position of a Vatican High Priest.