#INN Founders Die, Bitten by Zombies

ZOMBIELAND - It’s official. Easter Sunday proved dangerous for the InfiniTeam after the team was subdued by an unexpected, (but should have been expected due to it being Resurrection Day and the new Walking Dead premiere) zombie attack in the Queen Village section of Philadelphia, Pa.

The attack occurred around midnight on Monday, April 1, as members of Infinity News Network got together from their various parts of the country for an Easter dinner celebration in the City of Brotherly Love.

Having risen from the dead at the nearby Christ Church Cemetery, Benjamin Franklin led a hoard of the undead down 2nd Street and into the South Street/Queen Village district of the city.

#INN co-founder Mark Walz first heard of the approaching zombie raid via Twitter, notifying the rest of the team while they finished their meals at the Bainbridge Street Barrel House.

Thrilled at the opportunity to report the breaking news, the InfiniTeam, armed with their iPhones, heeded the call towards danger and headed straight for the pack of zombies where they were ultimately killed and then risen, Zombified.

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